Random irritation:

Where the fuck does the cursor go?
I’m halfway into logging in or a typing a thought to look up and find a blank screen.
My blinking vertical obviously has something better to do.

What is more important than me?
Ain’t no advert more important than what bullshit I graciously give you back.

Okay, when you’re gone, I get mad.
But, I did pay, according to my statement,
for this luxury,
so keep on deliverin’!
You call yourself a provider, motherfucker?

Or what?
No internet.
Okay, the majority of what I say is in parentheses, anyway.

Good eye, there, earthlink.