Today:

a large hairy barechested homeless man in the right lane gesturing utter disbelief that his wasn't getting his point across to the two chihuahuas dancing atop the grocery cart...
i believed him

revisited employment hell
but got a great interview right after...
3 flippin weeks from now

had a large amount of misinformation and dismisinformation

a lot good hellos to a lot of great old friends

even one call to tell me mamet was on t.v.

i read aloud

it was humid

we all slept happily ever after

goodnight, ladies

Too funny for just the comment column from the almighty one:

Friendship is like pissing your pants.
Everyone can see it,but only you can feel its true warmth.
Thank you for being the piss in my pants!


Back at ya for giving me some of my own, Bruce!

Friendship is also like pissing in the wind.
It's usually not over once someone gets hit.

hee

Good things are happening.

I don't care what the FUCK those other people say.
If you believe one ounce of what I say, you'll know.

Just take it.
It's there, and I'm inclined to think it's fleeting.

Love to all,
tell me something nice,
and I'll post something sweet about you twice,
D

where'd you find it?

Thanks, boys, you know how much I love you both.

JayC " Did I drink the last one? I'm sorry! "
That's okay.
JayC " I feel bad I come over here and drink all your soda and I'm stealin' Joel's cigarettes... "
Are you doin' with a smile on your face?
JayC " Yes! "
Then it was worth every penny.


Worth every fucking penny, jace.

And that goes for the rest of you -
Not a single one of us was raised to let ANYone down - especially yourselves - and you know that you won't - so unless someone else is performing their first clean comedy routine to their in-laws from SLC tonight...then I lovingly suggest that if I can do it, you can to:
stop your bitchin'
and be happy
dammit

fuckin' hippies

i called joel outside tonight to look at the air
it was overcast - i noticed it earlier rolling in as i was doing laundry
it had started to become darker like rain, but once joel had come home
it had become an orange hue very like the eyes of hurricanes but much lighter
a dust haze was my first guess - lotta shit in the air normally during the summer months and it was thick -
dumbass didn't think of smoke -
joel and i watched the major network channel that shows jeopardy - then later heard on the radio in the car that there were 12,000 acres on fire 50 miles N of Vegas-
dumbass broadcaster said she couldn't find out more about it by watching TV to tell us anything, ahem.
smoke - hazy, of course.
joel and i saw another enormous wildfire near cedar breaks nat. park on the way home from UT - then we set off some perfectly harmless fireworks in Moapa (they were snakes, perfectly, harmless- and really fucking cool)
my whole trip back home was fantastic- and joel was right to be pissed at me when i wasn't enjoying myself - it is beautiful country - and tastes mighty fucking delicious - i've got some funky tan lines to prove it!
hope everyone had a good rockin' fourth -
mine was nuts -
great to visit - great to be home again