Adulstery

Again a few words from someone more witty:
"I've pondered the many problems of the world for some time now and come to the unpleasant conclusion that there just isn't enough upholstery in the world. If there was more upholstery, people wouldn't be fighting because, hey, who wants to mess up good uphostery. So all those soldiers would be tip-toing around and trying not to spill their drinks and eventually they might get frustrated and fire a few shots in the air but ultimately, not at other people and world peace would blossom full and free. Also: I've decided to upholster that new library they are building around the corner from my house. So it all works out in the end, see?"
10/2003