HAPPY NEW YEAR, Everyone!

2004 was a nutty ride. Very fucking nutty ride.
My long-distance relationship turning engagement being the last thing I would have expected to Joel's G-string winning a local award which, of course, was the first.
(lvcitylife.com/articles/2004/12/30/theater_and_dance/stage.txt)

Resolutions:
Keep off the bad habits
Keep off the snacks
Work on comedy
Work on publishing the book
Plan the wedding
Plan the payment of our debt
Say the word "FUCK" whenever possible because it's funny
Say the words "I Love You" whenever possible because it's rare
Help those who will help themselves
Help those who will not help themselves lose my fucking cell phone number
Listen to less stations that might play Beyonce
Listen to more BILLY SQUIER, yeeehaa!
Try to keep current on my email correspondence
Try to keep current on my blogging
Not drive Joel crazy
Not let Joel drive me crazy
Begin working out (yeah, a worn one, but I've got to wear a strapless gown in 5 months)
Begin working out routines
Start recycling again
Start bicycling again
Fuck a LOT more, yes, lot's more fucking for 2005 -
that goes for all of you, dammit!
New Years only comes once a year, let's hope you all can do better than that!

My best wishes to all you nuts for a good, happy, sweaty 2005!
Don't let me down!