i had an old joke about tequila being the difference between being drunk enough to be IN the country bar
and actually getting kicked out
over something to do with the mechanical bull...
i must revise...
twas my lucky day i found that not the drink causes two steppin' to britney,
not many women have i accidently had a reunion
well as if i needed green apple ANYTHING ..
happy birthday with dancin' cowboys, bitches!
you don't have a choice
truly the best trick candle to date! a guy in a ten gallon hat and boots in your lap ending a harmonica solo then leading the crowd in a happy b-day -
between singing off key and laughing i couldn't have blown that out if i tried!
whoo hoo!
what a fucking hoot!



they won't remember that as well as when they are reminded of who they just offended (it sounded better with a fiddle)